Suri to TomKat: Show Me the Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a dirty ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Baby's first coke residue!

Seeing as her parents won't, Suri may have to use that money to get those bangs cut herself.






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